The Person Above You Thread!

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is cranky in the morning because he's tired from indulging in murder fantasies & to make things worse, his breakfast doesn't consist of a thick slice of toast with a sunny-side up egg on it that he can place in his mouth & run out of the house with while heading to school, but cold oatmeal & a brown, smooshy banana.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

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I'm actually having bread as breakfast and heading a bit late to a class I don't care about lol

@Markgraf is my teacher and he's about to punish me for being bad.

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OwO

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is about to experience punishment in the good old English public school style.

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Laughing slyly under my breath as I polish the cane & check the video camera focus.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@Pika is a spoiled brat who will also accompany me in my punishment because he cheated on a math test.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN is now ready for his punishment since he now has a companion.

 

[Pika]

HOW DID YOU KNOW I CHEATED ON MY MATH TEST?!
@AfterMidnightMoon is the snitch

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

"Mr. @Markgraf, @AfterMidnightMoon cheated too!!!"

 

[Markgraf]

Well, young @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN, it's time to turn your little bum the same shade of pink as your hair. If my arm isn't tired when I'm finished, I guess I'll impart a bit of guidance to @Pika & @AfterMidnightMoon as well. We can't have cheating now, can we?

 

[Pika]

"Why are you locking the door @Markgraf ?"

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan's moans can be heard from @Markgraf's office.

He got fired the very next day.

 

[Markgraf]

It's tragic that @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN was dismissed from his position as the resident lewdiquitous, pink-haired, cheating, woohoo dungeon landlord loli/shota (hung jury on that one) because of inappropriately excessive displays of masochistic pleasure.

@Pika, can you explain in 100 moan- er, words or less why you chose to commit academic fraud on a math test?

 

[Pika]

@Markgraf
There is no need for explanations... It was all for loli @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN , the gang leader.
Now that I've said the name, I'll probably die in 7 days now...

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan: "Oh my, I'm afraid you have violated your code of honour."

@Pika: "No please, I'm begging you! Forgive me!"

Dandan: "I can't do that, little one."

Pika: "No please... Ah... I... Can feel your hands..."

Dandan: "Shhh..."

Pika: *shivers* "_{N-not there...} AH!"

Dandan: "Oh no... If you scream like that..."

Pika: "No please no."

Dandan: "I'll have to do the other side as well."

Pika: "AH~"

 

[Markgraf]

@DANDAN_THE_DANDAN received a notice from the local Municipal Inspection Department that his woohoo dungeon has insufficient lavatory facilities required by the Building Code.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@Markgraf reported it because of the lack of toilets for the tentacle monsters inside the woohoo dungeon.

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

@AfterMidnightMoon: "Daddy, can we go to the woohoo dungeon? PLEASE!!"

@firefish5000: "I'm sorry, kiddo. We're dirt-poor and uncle @Markgraf bought it all for himself yesterday."

AfterMidnightMoon: "Aw man..."

 

[Markgraf]

In a bid to raise funds to upgrade the lavatories, @DANDAN_THE_DANDAN turned the tentacle monster floor of the woohoo dungeon into a soapland & he's the foam-covered washing implement the tentacles use to scrub the customers.

 

[Pika]

@Markgraf is a regular

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

@Pika couldn't enter because he looked underage.

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I can show you the back door if you like. 😉

 

[DANDAN_THE_DANDAN]

Dandan proceeds to bust @AfterMidnightMoon's "backdoor" using his tentacle massager after transferring his soul to the body of an unconscious loli.