Super secret black market ice trade emporium

[medalion]

Mmmm, do you sell taiyaki?

But of course! Here's a serving

Spoiler: Taiyaki

 

[Itsukimoto]

No liquid helium or nitrogen? What a load of bs

 

[medalion]

Ran ran ruu~

apparently there is a real mc anime ad made out of it

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

...
Hmmm...
Do you mayhaps...
Have the Ice of Yuri Destruction?

 

[BlackGeneral]

Ice chan is maybe an ice cube but she is in heat

 

[Itsukimoto]

...
Hmmm...
Do you mayhaps...
Have the Ice of Yuri Destruction?

Probably liquid oxygen-nya

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

You can't handle my coldest ice, neither can your beer.
My coldest ice would freeze you let alone your beer, bigtiddyoneesan.

ice seller, i'm telling you i need your coldest ice. i'm going to a barbeque! i'm going to a barbeque and i need your coldest ice!

ice seller, what do i have to tell you to get your ice? why won't you trust me with your coldest ice, ice seller? i need it if i'm to keep my beer cold!

 

[Manko-sensei]

Can you improve this ice-cream (アイス)?

 

[OisE]

Too bad for you, I played Papers Please, and I can totally see that you are illegally having "right to do illegal things".

If you look closely to the expiration date, your card is not valid anymore. I would highly suggest you to create a new one as soon as possible.

I can give you one or two weeks to change that.
You can circulate now, comrade.

 

[medalion]

...
Hmmm...
Do you mayhaps...
Have the Ice of Yuri Destruction?

Shh not so loud....
here, behold my shittiest ice

Spoiler: secret

This ice is irresistible to lesbians, and they will gladly betray their partner to acquire some. Completely ruining the Yuri plot.