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[hazzack]

granted, active economy in the society via barter, money is now useless.

i wish i were not inadequate

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. Your dick is now so big that it cannot be used for anything.
You cannot be inadequate in bed if you cannot be in bed from the pure girth of your dong

I wish to be the best can of bluefinned tuna there ever was

 

[zetsubouzanto]

Granted , you are now the best blue-fin tuna caught by a fishermen waiting to be canned

i wish i can read future release of manga in english

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but they'll all be horribly written bullshit that's not entertaining in the least. It's not even so bad its fun or entertaining, it's just generic isekais with bland character designs and gary stu protagonists. Any current manga you like will end up turning terrible and you will hate it.

I wish that I didn't need a gun to keep myself from harm. The poor people are burning in the sun. They ain't got a chance, they ain't got a chance. I need a gun 'cause all I do is dance. 'Cause all I do is dance.

 

[dabson]

Granted, you have harm regardless. Also, your trashy tastes get publicly chastised for their pure idiocy.

I wish you were here.

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, we're just two lost souls living in a fishbowl, year after year. What have we found? Same old fears, wish you were here.

I wish that I'll see you on the Dark Side of the Moon. @dabson

 

[zetsubouzanto]

Granted , but without any space suit

i wish there is no april fool at 1 april

 

[dabson]

Granted, every time it becomes April first it moves back to march 31st.

@tamerlane, I was trying to make an incubus reference but Pink Floyd is great too.

I wish I was Goku

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted, but only when his wife is beating him.

I wish Iron Maiden released a new album that was the quality as their old ones from the 1980s in terms of the tracklistings and quality of the songs themselves, recorded in full HD sound, of course.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

granting your wish now,
the album is in morse code.
have fun converting.

My ambitious wish,
I want to become human,
free from my old shell.

 

[Tamerlane]

Granted. You are dead. A dead human is still a human.

I wish when there is lightning, that it didn't bring me down, because it's free and I see that it's me who's lost and never found.

 

[dabson]

Granted, the lightning won't bring you down. But I will. I'll bring you down to your grave with me. You take my life but I'll take yours too.

I wish I'm still alive after killing @tamerlane and get to watch his mountainous porn collection.

 

[zetsubouzanto]

@dabson granted , but after watching his porn collection , one of them is boku no pico all season , you recognized it as heresy against mankind and decided to watch it because of guilt to @Tamerlane , self-torture , and finally decided to off yourself to catch up with him into afterlife

i wish i can have a date with a cute legal loli wife

 

[dabson]

Granted, but she watches Boku no Pico -jokes on you, I already watched it- with me and we commit double suicide together. You get cucked into watching us make love right before we commit neck.

I wish that love didn't tear us apart again.

 

[Nick_Asano]

@dabson Granted. Love will never again tear you apart, only now you find it impossible to love. You want to, but you can't. The romantic feelings that take shape dissipate just as quickly, before you could ever hope to think or act on them, and you're left feeling as if love was a waste of time and energy. You have it within your ability, but lack any semblance of motivation.

I wish everyone that carelessly littered

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and I mean people who do it on the daily, not just someone who throws their Styrofoam cup out of the window while on a long trip.

would disappear from existence.

 

[HahaFunnyMeme]

Granted. But you are included in that wish.

I Wish that i was not so awkward

 

[zetsubouzanto]

granted , you're now smooth talker hated by the awkward one in silent

i wish i have a beach-side house

 

[mangabird]

Granted, but its in a terrible state of disrepair and regularly floods

I wish I was healthy

 

[Granitefish]

Granted, you are so healthy at all times, even when there are highly infectious diseases near you, as a result you have been detained and are being experimented on to derive a Panacea.

I wish I didn't feel tired despite not feeling sleepy.

 

[dabson]

Granted, you never feel tired. But you are always overfilled with energy with no way to use it. Your frustration grows, day by day. You lose your mind, in fright and pain. And you see that there's no way; no path forward as you watch your brain drain. You lose sight of reality and the feeling of a frustrated body trapped by its own limits boils your brain.

I wish I had a custom kitchen and delivery.