This shit is actually funny because you think of all the deck, white would be the one that can deal with big dumb creatures the best, especially the one with 1 toughness.
Let see: white have exile effect, prison effect, wrath effect, protection effect, fade effect, double strike, or hell even a 1/1 first strike. (for who don't know, first strike mean when combat happen, the one with first strike deal combat damage first then the opponent, double strike is first strike then another normal attack)
Also, the author actually figures out a way to include trade in this lmao. But we elf ball, why does he need white creature?