unreliable mc-narrator lmao. he says he's a nameless author but he can't be a nameless author if there is that much merch (plushies? drama cds? other voice actors got paid decently to read this out because there's a significant amount of people wanting this content?)
edit: ps: also calling it right now, sasamoto yuzuxxx, the #1 ln author is likely gonna be rinko-chan, the light haired girl.