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I wanna talk about relatively funny and stupid “why the fuck would you do that” from a ttrpg. I know it doesn’t fit topic but I think it’s got the same spirit. So game was a starbound inspired stars without numbers game. Star bound being a sci-fi setting glued over a also sci-fi system. My character was a novakid (gasbag people) Expert who was the pilot and glass cannon using double pistols. Name was Uirst Gerbura (I know, I’m just not good with making up names). Hold on I rambling most important bits.
1. Character was female for the hell of it
2. Race is made of star plasma controlled via “mind”
3. Game was done via word chat not Voice
Alright into our “MC” of this story. Guy introduces His character as a human warrior Named let’s just ember because that’s what he ends up as. with a suit of Samurai armor with a katana. Starbound already has a Japanese themed race the frog like hyotl the humans in setting being a minority and rather strange. As we all have likely come to know by now katanas are useless against armor and its sci-fi EVERYTHING IS ARMOR. Dm mentioned he should’ve played a hyotl warrior instead. Dude asks what’s that. We already knew by now this guy was gonna be a bit harder to get along with and would require us to explain an entire game’s worth of lore over chat.
Game starts. Party is in a bar seeing a posting by my character looking for general crew for a new ship they got. Everyone introduces their character honestly they were all interesting but we don’t have time. By the time I finish introducing my character as they arrive at the ship. Ember immediately tries to seduce my character. They refuse politely session continues. that should’ve been it that really should’ve been it. Later after first mission was done we were back on ship recovering ember says he’s gonna try and get my character alone. He says it’s for “relationship deeping”. We all know what’s he is implying. Dm tells him no As something crosses my mind I’m a novakid a NOVAKid. I message the dm and tell him to let him try and remind him of my race.
Alright so ember says he follows me to my room and locks the door behind him. Attempts to try and persuade Urist to “do”. Rolls a 6. Probably thought
“great, dice Gods hate me”
I tell him uirst says he can with a mocking tone. Immediately says he leaps at her. Dm informs him to roll for a insane amount of fire damage like it took us 2 minutes of straight rolling for it to add up. He’s deader then someone dropped into magama. Starts raging at dm saying that’s unfair and that I was okay with it. I inform him how novakids works and that he would’ve known to not do that so recklessly if he had read basic lore. Needless to say ember never returned. Game went fine from there on.
So
First “why the fuck would you do that”: not reading basic lore on a unique setting to a system dm provided.
Second “why the fuck would you do that”: attempting to Fuck one of the other pc characters with rolls like any npc.
1. Character was female for the hell of it
2. Race is made of star plasma controlled via “mind”
3. Game was done via word chat not Voice
Alright into our “MC” of this story. Guy introduces His character as a human warrior Named let’s just ember because that’s what he ends up as. with a suit of Samurai armor with a katana. Starbound already has a Japanese themed race the frog like hyotl the humans in setting being a minority and rather strange. As we all have likely come to know by now katanas are useless against armor and its sci-fi EVERYTHING IS ARMOR. Dm mentioned he should’ve played a hyotl warrior instead. Dude asks what’s that. We already knew by now this guy was gonna be a bit harder to get along with and would require us to explain an entire game’s worth of lore over chat.
Game starts. Party is in a bar seeing a posting by my character looking for general crew for a new ship they got. Everyone introduces their character honestly they were all interesting but we don’t have time. By the time I finish introducing my character as they arrive at the ship. Ember immediately tries to seduce my character. They refuse politely session continues. that should’ve been it that really should’ve been it. Later after first mission was done we were back on ship recovering ember says he’s gonna try and get my character alone. He says it’s for “relationship deeping”. We all know what’s he is implying. Dm tells him no As something crosses my mind I’m a novakid a NOVAKid. I message the dm and tell him to let him try and remind him of my race.
Alright so ember says he follows me to my room and locks the door behind him. Attempts to try and persuade Urist to “do”. Rolls a 6. Probably thought
“great, dice Gods hate me”
I tell him uirst says he can with a mocking tone. Immediately says he leaps at her. Dm informs him to roll for a insane amount of fire damage like it took us 2 minutes of straight rolling for it to add up. He’s deader then someone dropped into magama. Starts raging at dm saying that’s unfair and that I was okay with it. I inform him how novakids works and that he would’ve known to not do that so recklessly if he had read basic lore. Needless to say ember never returned. Game went fine from there on.
So
First “why the fuck would you do that”: not reading basic lore on a unique setting to a system dm provided.
Second “why the fuck would you do that”: attempting to Fuck one of the other pc characters with rolls like any npc.