“Hey Kuroki, how’s your marriage with Katō going?”
“Huh lol we aren’t married, we’re just good friends”
“You’re wearing a ring”
“Nah just good friends”
“You live together and I’ve seen you kiss before”
“I keep saying, good friends”
“You’ve adopted children and started filing taxes together”
“I know right, Katō’s such a good friend”