Honor Mortuary Services Co.

[TheTopAdventure]

Welcome to Honor Mortuary, where we provide honor to the dead.

Do you want a funeral that's better than just being buried?

Look no further! Here at Honor Mortuary we provide the ceremonies you (or your loved ones) deserve.


Our Services deal in ceremonial activities:
(please restrain yourself a bit in your choices)

-Funeral song
-Fireworks
-Tomb fabrication and maintenance
-Flowers
-Photo montage
-Rest speech
-Coffin decoration
-Gnome
-Custom Ceremonies

For burial services, please refer to our business Partner, @Angry_Panda .



If you want to honor yourself or a loved one, we are Who you need to talk to!


*Please sign up before your death. Max 1 death per user. Death is defined as more than 2 weeks of inactivity. Terms may be changed and negotiated. More terms apply.

 

[TheTopAdventure]

a*We only accept Dex-coins, Points, Reaction Score and titles.

As a deal The first 10 Sign ups are free! *​

* Supplementary Terms may apply

 

[Angry_Panda]

 

[BakedBanana]

@Angry_Panda and I lawyers will be in touch on infringing on our business, Mr. Cake.

Net Keijiban Hyakumonogatari ~Toshi Densetsu Comic Kaidanshuu~ chapter 13

 

[Robinisback]

@Angry_Panda and I lawyers will be in touch on infringing on our business, Mr. Cake.

Net Keijiban Hyakumonogatari ~Toshi Densetsu Comic Kaidanshuu~ chapter 13

I'm their lawyer, btw. You'll be with a lot worse, Mr. Bottom.

 

[BakedBanana]

I'm their lawyer, btw

He's a man of many talents. Let's hope he doesn't fuck it up like with the backhoe.

 

[TheTopAdventure]

let's if that'll hold up in court, especially after my lawyer tell them of the "living burials" you did in '23...



sniff sniff... Is that the smell of a monopoly? sniff sniff... hm... yes... monopoly...

 

[Angry_Panda]

sniff sniff... Is that the smell of a monopoly? sniff sniff... hm... yes... monopoly...

A natural monopoly. Since we don't embalm.

 

[BakedBanana]

let's if that'll hold up in court, especially after my lawyer tell them of the "living burials" you did in '23...

Both sides came to an agreement out of court, I ask that you respect the wishes of the deceased.

sniff sniff... Is that the smell of a monopoly? sniff sniff... hm... yes... monopoly...

It's not a mononononopoly when our competition is too incompetent to beat us.

 

[TheTopAdventure]

Both sides came to an agreement out of court, I ask that you respect the wishes of the dead.

How about that time when you tried to bury me, even though it was very obvious that I was only sleeping?!

 

[TheTopAdventure]

a

 

[BakedBanana]

How about that time when you tried to bury me, even though it was very obvious that I was only sleeping?!

No receipts and you dare throw out these accusations? Any good judge would instantly deny these claims.

Usagi no Princess chapter 3.6

a

b

 

[TheTopAdventure]

I have pictures of you commiting all the mentionned crimes. I'll pull them out of my archives tomorrow. also, would please get out of the building? you are disrespecting the dead. This is a mortuary I'll remind you.

 

[booterror]

How much to get my (extensive) follow list to shitpost one last time at my burial?

 

[Angry_Panda]

How much to get my (extensive) follow list to shitpost one last time at my burial?

...how much you got?

 

[panzerkampfwagyu]

Maybe 'tis a good thing to bring some competition into the corpse-digger industry.

b

c

 

[TheTopAdventure]

We don't dig, we only do ceremonies. If you want to get buried ask Angry Panda to get the backhoe out

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Our Services deal in ceremonial activities:
(please restrain yourself a bit in your choices)

-Gnome

yes, hi. i'd like to preorder a 'Gnome' for @BlackGeneral's mortuary service—i know it's only been four days or so, but that's well worth two weeks for someone with his, uh, peculiarities. i started worrying on the second day and reached the acceptance stage just 3 hours ago

 

[BakedBanana]

yes, hi. i'd like to preorder a 'Gnome' for @BlackGeneral's mortuary service—i know it's only been four days or so, but that's well worth two weeks for someone with his, uh, peculiarities. i started worrying on the second day and reached the acceptance stage just 3 hours ago

@BlackGeneral bro you gotta at least stick around until next year! Things are in motion with you in it!

 

[BraveDude8]

For the record, I saw this in the post feed and thought it was a spam bot.