Isekai Craft Gurashi: Jiyuu Kimama na Seisan Shoku no Honobono Slow Life - Vol. 1 Ch. 5.3

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Disguuuuusting! Obviously you should take atleast 70%... he might have left japan but he still has his doglike black company slave mentality that makes me retch... and this "because i'm support I take less"... pure bullshit.
He should be priotizing getting land to build a inn or something and what does he? Take 30% and even give the owed money back from that... disgusting... might aswell be that girls slave in this world... truly pathetic...
 
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sheep... light flavor... ??? author really stretching his privileges. sheep meat is notorious for having a unique smell + taste, esp if not prepared in a specific way beforehand (a bit on the level of jackfruit, a bunch like it, a bunch cannot handle it, a few in the middle.)
and the further statements i'm not even gonna quote, they're fucking horrendous lol
author's lack of sexualization is from an entirely reactionary standpoint holy shit. like, some form of moralism.
i feel like author is running off of "shit he's heard" in a lot of aspects.
 
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"Oh, I'm Asian, so I have to refuse any form of payment for my work!"
... said no actual Japanese person, ever.

"Wow, girls can eat meat? And they can walk while talking?! My goodness! I hope they don't go participating in a MAN'S World, when they're supposed to be in the kitchen!"
... again, said no actual Japanese person, ever.

Also, mutton/lamb doesn't work like that; lamb tartare is a Middle Eastern thing, and it exists, but there is so much just wrong with this presentation that I just... I almost feel like screaming, lolz...
It isn't ground, it's in chunks; also, it usually contains so much bacteria that it's a health code violation! (Obviously, that's if your country has health codes, and if people obey them; I know that's a weird American/Westerner thing for some people, and I get that. Seriously, no judgment).

I really wouldn't try preparing or eating it if you're a real human...

... as opposed to an idiot MC who traded a basket of tropes for their personality, I mean...

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If folks don't know...
a "Health Code Violation" generally means that the food, if/when consumed, will make the person eating it very ill, or they will die.
Sometimes, the people eating it will be just fine... for a while.

But, even without showing immediate symptoms, it will (over time) damage their liver, kidneys, and intestines... which then damages their heart and brain. It can takes weeks to die from eating bad food, and they're in terrible pain for the entire time.

It's also why so many Weterners are considered "obese;" having food that is both healthy and plentiful can make you chubby, after all.
And since I'm in favor of being chubby...

But it's actually a very important concept; making sure that food meets a safe standard for human consumption is just as important as having military technology... and where I live (the USA), it is actually considered a military technology; it is in Japan, too.
Both the US Army, and the JSDF have specific branch officers that are veterinarians, and they go out to ranches and farms to inspect the animals and plants that their respective militaries will purchase, and they ensure (to their best knowledge) that the foods are clean and healthy, and fit for human consumption.
IIRC, I believe Korea does this, as well (real Korea, not that very sad pretend kingdom between Korea, Russia, and China).

If you read all of this, I'd like to thank you for coming to my TED talk, today.
 
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It's a meat that even women can enjoy...

what? Between the weird casually sexist "you did well considering you're a girl" bit from the first chapter and this new idea that girls don't like meat... has this author ever actually met a woman?

...Unlike the first time there's neither any conceivable translation error nor, for that matter, any identifiable logic to what the fuck the statement even means, either =.=;

I know Japan is pretty sexist and like, we used to be about this bad about all this too not long ago, but this is just embarrassing.

(...To top it off, all the most ravenous red-meat-eaters I've known were girls. Most boys don't have to replace a hefty amount of blood roughly once a month!)

Side-thought: What else I find fascinating about all this is that despite all that, the most prominent girl in this series hasn't been obviously objectified, reduced to wallpaper, dehumanised, whatever. She seems like... well, a person. On the face of it (for now) whoever's writing this seems to understand that, so where are these bizarre statements coming from??
 
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Eleanor: "Both of you, what's up with mole?"
It's a basic unit of the amount of a substance equal to approximately 6.022 x10^23 molecules. Since we're discussing food in this chapter it's notable for being the amount of guacas in one guacamole. One might say that it uses Avocado's Number.

If you mush up the ground sheep meat, is it ground ground sheep meat patties?
Depending on which cut you use you could have a pound of ground ground round.
 

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