The Haiku Thread

[HughMann]

Familiar ceiling,
faces forming in the walls.
Stuck in quarantine.

 

[justforthelulz]

Coronavirus,
Collapse of society,
Is this how it ends?

 

[silentshot]

No food,
no water,
stuck in viral disaster

 

[hazzack]

ah, i see myself
staring the corners near me
into nothingness

 

[HughMann]

Have you heard the tale
of one Darth Plagueis the Wise?
The Jedi have not.

Spoiler

 

[Teddy]

Die die die die die
Die die die die die die die
Just an edge poem

 

[EOTFOFYL]

An edgy haiku.
Sharp like a steel katana,
it cuts deep inside.

 

[HughMann]

Ah, the katana,
folded a quadrillion times,
a sword unequaled.

 

[Teddy]

I Just realised
@May_lily has disappear
A black general?

 

[Garakuta]

But the katana
knows its true foe and master.
His name: the pommel!

 

[EOTFOFYL]

A Skalligram ref.
"End him rightly" they say,
bloody weird Germans.

 

[AfterMidnightMoon]

God, I've missed this thread
Just working my way with words
I guess I am back

 

[BlackGeneral]

Shadow of a peach
The clatter of forks and spoons
The quiet man laughed

 

[Teddy]

This thread on second
I shall fix this injustice
Necromancy wins

 

[EOTFOFYL]

Twas once forgotten,
buried beneath new threads;
exhumed just for fun.

 

[BlackGeneral]

The day has come but,
The girl meanly laugh at me
"Your dick is tiny!"

 

[BlackGeneral]

Can't capture her heart?
Buy this new super net gun
And get your waifu.

 

[EOTFOFYL]

"Hello, 9-1-1?
There's a strange man with a bag,
with someone in it."

 

[BlackGeneral]

Nothing to see here!
I am just cleaning the street
from the trash waifu.

Spoiler

 

[SpookyPants]

No beer no TV
Makes Homer something something
Don't mind if i do

Spoiler