"Let me get this straight: I, the wizard, am all alone with enemies that do more critical damage in one attack than even the tank has HP to resist... and we only found this out because the rest of the party's already fled or dead." *player glares at GM* "Where the hell did you learn how to play D&D?"
"Easy, easy. I told you this was a puzzle encounter. Marcille has the gorget that negates the criticals, the enemies are damaging but weak, and I guarantee that you have the spells and skills. Hint: corpses don't take damage."
*player opens mouth* *closes mouth* *thinks* *looks over "Dark Wizard" archetype spell and skill list, including new spell* *face falls* "You just love making me screw myself over. See if anyone trusts me now!"
"It is what Marcille would do, is it not?"
"...god help me, yes."
-LATER-
"There! I recovered everyone intact and got us food!"
*One resurrection later*
"Wasn't Marcille going to make her wish?"
*makes wish*
*GM chuckles cruelly*
*all players facepalm*
"What? Why is everyone looking at me like that?"
*Laius' player sighs* "I have no right to say this, but you have literally killed us all."