"That's too much work..."
Talk about lying in the bed you're too lazy to make.
Scared of talking to clerks... Was she always that socially anxious? Store clerks are usually among the easiest to talk with.
"Her emotions are all over the place."
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Wearing too tight clothes tend to make you look
more overweight, not less. Not that she is anyway.
"Straight" body type... No, what you have is generally something people like. And you probably want clothes, especially fluffy clothes, to go in at the waist, so you can show off that hourglass figure.
Patterned clothes can easily be rather tacky.
"Don't play around with me."
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