Staff Observation Thread

[Richman]

Wait, I didn't even notice the facial expressions, BD8 is smiling and TD&IX's eyes change, Halo, you're incredible.

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

The back of Kafka's head looks retarded in the best way possible.

Someone else just posted scat porn. Get on it.

_{#kafka #thoughtsandprayers}

 

[woulez]

As a mod, I find this thread somewhat entertaining.

 

[justforthelulz]

Subject [w], a rarely seen species of f.moderatorus, unlike its more commonly observed counterpart, Subject [Z], has discovered us.
It does not appear to be signifying any hostile intent towards us, but we must be careful not to scare it away, as this is a rare opportunity.

 

[Halo]

𝙎𝙩𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙎𝙖𝙛𝙚 𝘼𝙧𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙪𝙢 𝙈𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧𝙨​

𝙒𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙎𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙄 𝘿𝙤 𝙞𝙛 𝙄 𝙎𝙚𝙚 𝙖 𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙪𝙢 𝙈𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧?​

Seeing a Forum Moderator in the General is a special treat for any shitposter. While it is an exciting moment, it is important to remember that Forum Moderators are wild and can be dangerous. Their behavior is sometimes unpredictable. Although rare, attacks on shitposters have occurred, inflicting bans and moderated comments. Each Forum Moderator and each experience is unique; there is no single strategy that will work in all situations and that guarantees safety. Most Forum Moderator encounters end without injury. Following some basic guidelines may help to lessen the threat of danger. Your safety can depend on your ability to amuse the Forum Moderator.

When you visit the General, always remember to check with the latest page of the Staff Observation Thread or speak to a prominent shitposter for the latest Forum Moderator safety information.

𝘼𝙫𝙤𝙞𝙙𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣 𝙀𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧​

Following viewing etiquette (TBA) is the first step to avoiding an encounter with a Forum Moderator that could escalate into an attack. Keeping your distance and not surprising Forum Moderators are some of the most important things you can do. Most Forum Moderators will avoid shitposters if they see them posting. Pay attention to your surroundings and make a special effort to limit your autism if you are in an area with known Forum Moderator activity or a high newcomer attendance, such as the Announcements or Support forums.

𝙁𝙤𝙧𝙪𝙢 𝙈𝙤𝙙𝙚𝙧𝙖𝙩𝙤𝙧 𝙀𝙣𝙘𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙧𝙨​

Once a Forum Moderator has noticed you and is paying attention to you, additional strategies can help prevent the situation from escalating.

[ul]Identify yourself by talking calmly so the Forum Moderator knows you are an ironic shitposters and not an ass. Remain still; stand your ground but type something remotely funny. Help the Moderator recognize you as a shitposter. It may come closer or post something in response to get a better feel or smell. A posting Forum Moderator is usually curious, not threatening.[/ul]
[ul]Stay calm and remember that most Forum Moderators do not want to attack you; they usually just want to be left alone. Forum Moderators may bluff their way out of an encounter by moderating a post and then ignoring the issue. Forum Moderators may also react defensively by issuing a warning, clarifying a question, closing a thread, rejecting a suggestion, snapping their jaws, and laying their ears back. Continue to talk to the Forum Moderator in normal tones; this will help you stay calmer, and it won't be boring to the Forum Moderator. Sperging out or posting something offensive may trigger an attack. Never imitate Forum Moderator sounds or make a high-pitched squeal.[/ul]
[ul]Shitpost and lurk in groups. Groups of shitposters are usually noisier and smellier than a single user. Therefore, Forum Moderators often become aware of groups of shitposters at greater distances, and because of their cumulative autism, groups are also tiresome to Forum Moderators.[/ul]
[ul]Leave the thread or take a break. If this is impossible, wait until the Forum Moderator moves away. Always leave the Forum Moderator a reason to ignore you.[/ul]

 

[LunaKara]

This thread is gold
Personally, i think this is the best representation of the madness that is the MD General forum (together with the Seduce a staff member thread)
I mean, where else you would see people so caring and at same time so annoying towards the staff?

Spoiler

Kafka reaction after the next scat porn level incident

Spoiler

Now which of you bitches gonna pay to fix my notebook after I spit in it my morning coffee laughing at these glorious crap?

Spoiler

Just kidding, thank God I had already drank it before reading anything here because otherwise that would be true (it really almost happened)

 

[bocchi]

But who observe the observers?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

Pay attention to your surroundings and make a special effort to limit your autism

Instructions unclear. Just like my almonds, my autism is now activated.

You know, I think I once read that the best way to deal with woulez specifically was to stand up, face him directly, and make as much noise as possible. Apparently he won't move in to mod a comment if there's risk of him being injured (i.e. losing respect for taking a shitpost too seriously). So don't worry guys, I've got this.

@woulez

UUUOOOOOAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH​

AAAAHHHHOOOHHHHHUUUUUUUUOOOOO​

 

[Richman]

@Halo
And if we encounter a PR, a Dev, or the even rarer Admin? What are the correct procedures?

 

[bigtiddyoneesan]

@Richman
Literally just make fun of them until they become tilted and saunter back to whatever hole they crawled out of. There's absolutely nothing they can do.

 

[Richman]

v.5 Patchnotes

-ALL of the suggestions have been addded, have fun.
-Tags have been removed, have fun.
-@bigtiddyoneesan IP banned.
-We're leaving, have fun.

 

[Halo]

@bocchi

But who observe the observers?

She will:

Spoiler

@Richman

And if we encounter a PR, a Dev, or the even rarer Admin? What are the correct procedures?

Aren't you a shitposter yourself? Why won't you tell the class? 🙂

 

[Richman]

@Halo
Pass me the BBCode you used and I'll give it a try once I finish my homework.

 

[Halo]

@Richman
https://mangadex.org/thread/3
https://www.fancytextguru.com/

 

[Teletta]

This was so entertaining, I read all the pages withouth realizing it. You could also comment the most important users interactions of the day, I liked the paulbanyantrophy one

 

[justforthelulz]

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because of abuse, color tags have been disabled

 

[Halo]

@justforthelulz 𝓣𝓱𝓮𝔂 𝔀𝓸𝓷'𝓽 𝓫𝓮 𝓪𝓫𝓵𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓪𝓴𝓮 𝓪𝔀𝓪𝔂 𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓪𝓷𝓬𝔂 𝓽𝓮𝔁𝓽. 𝓖𝓸𝓭 𝓫𝓵𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓤𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓸𝓭𝓮.

 

[justforthelulz]

@Halo
𝕀 𝕜𝕟𝕠𝕨, 𝕓𝕦𝕥 𝕚𝕥'𝕤 𝕛𝕦𝕤𝕥 𝕟𝕠𝕥 𝕥𝕙𝕖 𝕤𝕒𝕞𝕖 𝕒𝕟𝕕 𝕗𝕖𝕖𝕝𝕤 𝕤𝕠𝕞𝕖𝕨𝕙𝕒𝕥 𝕚𝕟𝕔𝕠𝕞𝕡𝕝𝕖𝕥𝕖.

 

[Kafka]

@Halo

Kafka got demoted from the lofty position in Public Relations to a mere Forum Moderator, leaving Henny_ all alone.

It's the other way around, I got promoted to mod :U

 

[justforthelulz]

@Kafka

It's the other way around, I got promoted to mod :U

_{/Is it temporary or permanent?}