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Its in the "How to be an ASSHOLE Noble" handbook.
Step 1) Pick the one person who either distinguished themselves apart from everyone with either a ridiculous claim, physical appearance, noble standings, or lack of ability.
Step 2) Be an asshole to them because you are clearly better and they should be reminded of your greatness.
Step 2.1) Sometimes they wont seem to care/remember who you are. At this point, do what you think would be the best way to convince them you are better than them. Dont worry about repercussions, your a fucking s-tier, awesome, super Noble, who has not only power, wealth and authority, but an enviable appearance too. People should be worshipping you with just the pure attractiveness of your face, you god damn handsome bastard.
Step 3) If this little shit still isn't acknowledging your superiority, complain to your dad, he shurly will get the job done. Dont be afraid to make shit up to get your point across too. If it helps put that little shit in their place, its perfectly acceptable. Plus, no one in their right mind would question your word. It would be similar to questioning the word of God, not that there is much of a difference anyways.
Step 4) If something gets fucked up, who cares, you got money, pay/bribe/purchase yourself out of the bad situation. Money is always your friend.
Its in the "How to be an ASSHOLE Noble" handbook.
Step 1) Pick the one person who either distinguished themselves apart from everyone with either a ridiculous claim, physical appearance, noble standings, or lack of ability.
Step 2) Be an asshole to them because you are clearly better and they should be reminded of your greatness.
Step 2.1) Sometimes they wont seem to care/remember who you are. At this point, do what you think would be the best way to convince them you are better than them. Dont worry about repercussions, your a fucking s-tier, awesome, super Noble, who has not only power, wealth and authority, but an enviable appearance too. People should be worshipping you with just the pure attractiveness of your face, you god damn handsome bastard.
Step 3) If this little shit still isn't acknowledging your superiority, complain to your dad, he shurly will get the job done. Dont be afraid to make shit up to get your point across too. If it helps put that little shit in their place, its perfectly acceptable. Plus, no one in their right mind would question your word. It would be similar to questioning the word of God, not that there is much of a difference anyways.
Step 4) If something gets fucked up, who cares, you got money, pay/bribe/purchase yourself out of the bad situation. Money is always your friend.
