page 4 :
- wimpy simp : THE PORRIDGE , I BROUGHT YOU SOME .
- main female : YOU STUPID TRASHY WIMPY SIMP . dont yell in my ears when im sleeping . you want to give me a heart-attack ?
page 5 :
- simp : SHE RISES UP VERY SLOWLY ? OMG OMG . AAAHHH . GAAAAHHH . WHAT A BIG SHOCK FOR ME . WHAT A BIG SURPRISE .
page 8 :
- female : YOU STUPID TRASHY WIMPY SIMP . DONT STARE AT ME WHEN IM EATING . it is creepy . it is uncomfortable . .... btw , the porridge is delicious . what is your secret ingredient ?
- simp : well , i putted a lot of my $emen in the porridge , lol .
page 9 :
- female : can i just ask you 1 more thing ? i know that right now , the time is 1 AM , but you are my slave , and here is my order : pay a taxi , and go to this store across the city , and buy me some chocolates that cost 100,000 yen .
page 10 :
- female : did they have it ?
- simp : yeah . it was at the end of the 2nd aisle . it was on the bottom shelf . it was between some cakes and some gums . they had 69 chocolates left . the address of the store is number 69 , on 69th street , 69th district , 69th city , lol , sixty-nine . and blah blah blah .....
- female : too much informations , you trash , shut yor mouth . i love the taste of 500-yen-coin chocolates , and i also love the taste of real money , like the 10,000-yen papers .
last pages :
- main female : WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF MY BED-ROOM ? are you listening to the sounds that i make in my room ? and because cosplay girl is not here , we are alone in the house . and what are these sticky "liquids" on the floor ? did you just cum all over the floor outside my bed-room ? im calling the cops to arrest you .
is he sleeping ? or did he suddenly just drop dead ? i hope he is dead , lol .
now i get it : to me , their "relationship" looks like the relationship between a goddess and her loyal pet dog . god and dog , lol pun .
- simp : "the goddess" is fighting her period , so i will sleep on the cold , hard , dirty floor , outside her door , just like a dog , so when she calls me , i can run inside her room quickly .
and she is just fighting her period , but simp acts like she is fighting cancer , or SIDA AIDS HIV : " maybe this is her last night in this mortal world . maybe tomorrow , she will never wake up again . i will stay awake all night long , to watch over her . "