guess we gonna be cleaning cum and blood in ch.9
edit: stole this from 4chans thread about 8.96 (it got worse)
If we don't go full SamFlam (which would be fucking spectacular), then this is exactly what's going to happen:
>more rape drama
>casual "kehehe's" thrown around and Goon-1 goes in for the kill
>YAMERO.wav
>SUDDENLY Kaji leaps from off-screen and pushes the guy with moderate force
>says something that could be construed as heroic
>eye close-up shot for the girl
>8.97 end, tune in next time for 8.971
Alternatively, the intro goes the same, except when Goon-1 is about to the thing, a plunger flies in from out of nowhere and hits him in the face. A second plunger follows, covering his delicates for modesty's sake. From the shadows, a figure emerges; his Kleenex cape billowing in the air conditioning, his crossbow already loaded with another plunger. Without warning, he grabs his Anti-Shar--Rape Repellent (read: Clorox All-Purpose Cleaner) and sprays the second Goon in the eyes, causing him to collapse. "Grime doesn't pay, but it sure comes out nice with a little ELBOW GREASE!" He bellows, before delivering the final killing blow.