now i have some free time , so im back with my rantings about rental girl-friend / mental illness girl-friend .
the 1st pages :
beret male confessed his love to main female , and then simp acts like simp just spent a long , hot , steamy , loving night with donovan from berserk manga , lol .
- wimpy simp : yo , cosplay girl , why do you call me "master" ? because you want to be my servant / maid / love slave ?
- cosplay girl : er , no . "master" is the nick-name i give you . "master" is short for masterbater / masturbator , lol .
according to the trashy mangaka , 2 normal humans act like this :
- main female : would you like to go out for a bit ? ... i have such bad luck with the rain most of the time ... , blah blah blah , ( keep saying about some nonsensical , unrelated things )
- simp : OKAY . LETS GO IMMEDIATELY .
- another normal female : would you like to go out for a bit ? we will go to this particular place , to do some particular things . before we go , i will tell you everything , and i will answer your questions .
- another normal male : before we go , i want to ask a few things 1st . where will we go ? how long will we go there ? a few minutes ? a few hours ? a few days ? do i need to bring anything ? do i need to bring my wallet to pay you the rental fee ?
my predictions :
* she will just take him to a convenience store to buy some instant ramen , lol .
* she wants to buy some heavy things , so she brings him so he can carry the things back to her house , like a stupid donkey , lol .
* she will take him to a coffee shop / a restaurant . after they sit down , she says : i want to introduce my new boy-friend , the beret male , lol . after we eat something , we will go to a love-hotel . yo simp , you want to come with us and watch us making love ? lol .
* she will take him to a bank , so he can withdraw all of his money so he can pay her , lol .
* she will take him to a place of an evil chinese doctor , so she can sell his organs , lol .
* she will take him to a dark alley , so she can secretly kill him , lol .